Mmm. Hot guy. No ring. Probably gay.
The next day:
Oh, a fleece hoodie? Straight.
When he invited her in to see the renovations he'd made on his house:
And when she saw the sconces on his walls:
Damn it! Gay.
I get why guys don’t read dating advice books. What man wants to be caught handing in his man card at Barnes and Noble? Well guys, now you can become enlightened with anonymity. And for those of you who are not quite as clueless as the men I’ve met, I hope you enjoy a good laugh, and realize the competition out there is not as fierce as you may think. Ladies, enjoy. I’m sure many of you can relate.