Thursday, December 04, 2008


Not a great thing when trying to impress girls. A friend of mine recently met a male neighbor of hers and had the following conversation with herself...

Mmm. Hot guy. No ring. Probably gay.

The next day:

Oh, a fleece hoodie? Straight.

When he invited her in to see the renovations he'd made on his house:

Sweet. Straight.

And when she saw the sconces on his walls:

Damn it! Gay.

After he explained someone else had decorated his home:

I dunno, Bi?