Setting: Dingy, smoky local bar, Saturday night, 1:50am
Them: Hey, how you ladies doing tonight?
Us: Fine thanks, how 'bout you?
Them: Great. Have a good time tonight?
Bouncer: Alright everybody, time to go.
Them: What are your names?
Us: Dauntless and Dauntless' friend.
Them: We're Darryl and Joe.
Bouncer: Make your way to the door folks.
Us (getting off our bar stools): Well...
Them: Would you two like to continue this conversation at our place?
Them: Come on, it's still early.
Us: Mmm, no thanks.
Them: We have beer.
Us (looking at each other, grinning): No really. But thanks.
Them: We've got drugs!
Us (beer spraying from our nostrils): Now that's a good one.