Monday, April 21, 2008
The Biggest Loser...
As a tv show, it can't be beat. As a strategy for dating, it just plain sucks.
I was half-drunk (excuse) the other night after coming home from a happy hour (attempt to prove I'm not a loser) and decided to check my email. Match emailed me some good looking guys that day (stretching the truth) so I decided to click on a couple of them. I didn't know it would sign me into the website (lie). And I certainly didn't think anyone out there in cyber space would notice (wishful thinking). Somehow during my three minutes (20) online, I got the following email:
"11:00 Friday night, and we're both on something that ends with ".com". Pretty sweet."
Hey buddy, look, I know me and I'm no loser (usually). But now you think I am and you're still emailing me? You win. You're the biggest loser.