This month I have been stood up, unceremoniously dumped, and learned that my ex is engaged. Ouch.
Then, this morning, after only eleven hours to process my ex's happily ever after, I received yet another email from the Bitter Bob who gave me attitude when I wouldn't give him my number.
Subject: Oh jeez!
Message: Your back on match...didn't you learn your lesson the first time that emailing and not meeting makes match worthless?
I have too much class (fear for my personal safety) to retaliate and explain to him that I tend to avoid meeting bitter, whiny assholes who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. So I thought I'd do so here.
No, you won't know when the girl you are trying to contact is feeling down, but that's ok. Just don't be a dick. Ever.