Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Bees are Attracted to Honey, Not Dickheads

His email consisted of three paragraphs. One to pad each insult.

From paragraph 1:

"You get points for being a Skins fan. But, other than a healthy interest in sports, I hope you have more to offer - I mean, I can easily enjoy sports with my buddies, but I'd like the women I date (yes, he used the plural form of woman) to have more to offer."

And paragraph 2:

"I also see you're looking for someone "outdoorsy"- what exactly is your definition? I hope you're not the type to consider "roughing it" as walking the C&O canal in running shoes while gabbing on your cell phone."

Ok, in an offer of full disclosure, he did put a :-P after that statement. But, really? :-P doesn't do much for me after a second insult.

And for his parting words:

"I'm sure your headline (phrase people see before clicking on a profile) has caused your inbox to flood with emails from pudgy, middle-aged divorcees, so I'll let you get back to reading them."

If this were the hive, he would not be banging the queen.

9 comments:

Amy said...

Oh how I used to LOVE reading (read: sharing them with all my friends) the responses from men. I would usually then antagonize them a bit with a response. Do you respond to the jerks just for fun?

rachaelgking said...

One word: DOUCHENOZZLE.

And I'm with nutt... do you respond (which I'm sure would be priceless), or just ignore?

The Naked Newlywed said...

Unfortunately ladies, I just ignored it. I don't think I could keep my temper in check with the jerks. Revenge is sweet, but so is personal safety. So...no response.

HomeImprovementNinja said...

A friend of mine said that people will tell you exactly who they are within the first few minutes of meeting them. Congrats! This guy just told you that he's a jerk who is full of himself.

I bet $50 he's average looking at best. People don't put up that fake supreme confidence/arrogance unless they are covering up for some insecurity.

Lost said...

I'm constantly astounded. I'm back online, myself. I've gotten 2 line sentences. A guy who wanted feedback on his profile (and wanted me to compliment him on his physique!), another who after a few email exchanges said, "Drop me a note sometime". And one that said, after I sent him a wink, that I should, "please reply in email if interested".

I agree with Home Improvement Ninja, best foot forward guys!

Gesh.

Unknown said...

Classy. Yup...I think I talked to and/or dated him too.

James said...

What on earth kind of bitter and weird buffoon would waste his and your time writing that nonsense?

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