His email consisted of three paragraphs. One to pad each insult.From paragraph 1:
"You get points for being a Skins fan. But, other than a healthy interest in sports, I hope you have more to offer - I mean, I can easily enjoy sports with my buddies, but I'd like the women I date (yes, he used the plural form of woman) to have more to offer."
And paragraph 2:
"I also see you're looking for someone "outdoorsy"- what exactly is your definition? I hope you're not the type to consider "roughing it" as walking the C&O canal in running shoes while gabbing on your cell phone."
Ok, in an offer of full disclosure, he did put a :-P after that statement. But, really? :-P doesn't do much for me after a second insult.
And for his parting words:
"I'm sure your headline (phrase people see before clicking on a profile) has caused your inbox to flood with emails from pudgy, middle-aged divorcees, so I'll let you get back to reading them."
If this were the hive, he would not be banging the queen.
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Oh how I used to LOVE reading (read: sharing them with all my friends) the responses from men. I would usually then antagonize them a bit with a response. Do you respond to the jerks just for fun?
One word: DOUCHENOZZLE.
And I'm with nutt... do you respond (which I'm sure would be priceless), or just ignore?
Unfortunately ladies, I just ignored it. I don't think I could keep my temper in check with the jerks. Revenge is sweet, but so is personal safety. So...no response.
A friend of mine said that people will tell you exactly who they are within the first few minutes of meeting them. Congrats! This guy just told you that he's a jerk who is full of himself.
I bet $50 he's average looking at best. People don't put up that fake supreme confidence/arrogance unless they are covering up for some insecurity.
I'm constantly astounded. I'm back online, myself. I've gotten 2 line sentences. A guy who wanted feedback on his profile (and wanted me to compliment him on his physique!), another who after a few email exchanges said, "Drop me a note sometime". And one that said, after I sent him a wink, that I should, "please reply in email if interested".
I agree with Home Improvement Ninja, best foot forward guys!
Gesh.
Classy. Yup...I think I talked to and/or dated him too.
What on earth kind of bitter and weird buffoon would waste his and your time writing that nonsense?
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