Saturday, August 25, 2007

Phallic Phascination

Yeah, yeah, I know it's funny to see things that remind you of your penis. And yes, it's funny to take a picture of yourself with these phallic reminders. But, it's just plain creepy when you post these pictures with your profile.

In the past week, I have seen three different men who have made this deal-breaking mistake.

Mr. Posing with a Nude Man - Nude statue. Hands on hips, goods swaying in the wind. Next to him, the man who wants to find a date, standing in the same pose, thankfully fully clothed.

Mr. Cactus Penis - This man found a phallic looking cactus, stood over it, and smiled as he longingly gazed at the gigantic penis extending from his legs. Yuck and ouch.

Mr. Bull Balls - Picture this: Huge sculpture of a bull, complete with melon-sized testicles. The man who is attempting to woo women is laying beneath the bull so that it's balls are resting on his head. It's balls are resting on his head! What. the. fuck.


HomeImprovementNinja said...

Hmmmm...speaking of phallic:

But I'm not touching the bull's balls. Just pointing!

The Dauntless Dater said...

Haa haa! Yep Ninja, those are the same balls! I'd recognize them anywhere.

CoatMan said...

Ick ick ick!

Jaimi said...

Eh.. Who cares, really? So you don't have the same sense of humor. Embrace our differences:)