Monday, August 24, 2009

Surprisingly Sweet

Every woman has at some point met, dated, almost married, married, and/or divorced a complete jerk. The kind of guy who is thirty pounds overweight yet winces when her size two ass bends over in front of him. It's inevitable that sometime between the sandbox and the cemetery, we've had Mr. I'm Better Than You.

That's good news for you, guys (really good), because those bad boys set the bar low (really low). All you need is the teeniest bit of sweetness to become our Sugar.

So, be surprisingly sweet*

If you've just returned from a guys weekend and you're discussing where to have dinner, and she says, "I have bad news. I don't like tacos." You say, "I have good news. I missed you this weekend."

It might just knock her pants off.

*As with the last post, don't try this too early. Make sure she's feeling you.

10 comments:

LiLu said...

Surprise sweet is SO much better than, say, Valentine's Day sweet. The unexpected just makes it so much more delicious.

The Dauntless Dater said...

I couldn't agree more, Lilu!

CoatMan said...

Why would not liking tacos be bad news? Tacos are ick.

Asian girl said...

I agree with what have Lilu said! Unexpected sweetness will surely bright someone's bad day.

City Chic Chica said...

I agree with Asian Girl and Lilu! In a situation like that... unexpected sweetness is definitely the way to go!

goodgame77 said...

人生的苦惱,不在擁有太少,而在奢望太多。 ....................................................

天台 said...

快下班囉~來幫你加油~~........................................

Dating said...

I couldn't agree more, Lilu!

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