No need to mention it in your list of 'favorite things' on your profile. Also no need to mention that you are looking for someone else who likes sex. We know that too.I have a little secret for you. Come in real close. Closer. Closer. That's good. Prepare yourself. This is ground-breadking stuff. Are you ready? Women like sex too!
If a woman told you she didn't like sex, all that means is that she didn't like sex with you.
Bet no chick's ever told LL Cool J she didn't like banging.
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My online profile pet peeve is when people say things about themselves that applies to 99.9% of the population, e.g., "Loves to laugh", "likes going out and staying in", "loves movies". Might as well say "has two arms and two legs", "breathes air". It's only remarkable if you don't do it.
This one commits both the sin of Nothing Special and Too Much Too Soon. Save the sex talk for when you're sure you want to do it with that person in particular, instead of seeming like you'd f--- everyone who came your way.
I've never had a chick tell me that she didn't like banging' either!
On the other hand, I've had lots of them tell me they don't like banging me. C'est la vie.
hilarious!
i really needed something to perk me up this morning. this did that. can this post ... be a greeting card or something? that all male babies are given upon their birth with a little note that says: open when you reach age 18.
or something?
Eeek - as you say, too much information. We can read between the lines.
I can't stand it when a guy says "I really like sex," as if it's a quality worth boasting about. Duh, almost all guys like sex! And if you feel the need to actually SAY it to a girl you hardly know, then there must be something you are covering up. And I never responded to anyone in the on-line dating world that mentioned something sexual more than once in their profile. I get saying something like "I'm passionate" just to ward off any potentially uptight dates. But if you say it more than once you have hoisted your freak flag in my book!
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