Not a great thing when trying to impress girls. A friend of mine recently met a male neighbor of hers and had the following conversation with herself...
Mmm. Hot guy. No ring. Probably gay.
The next day:
Oh, a fleece hoodie? Straight.
When he invited her in to see the renovations he'd made on his house:
Sweet. Straight.
And when she saw the sconces on his walls:
Damn it! Gay.
Mmm. Hot guy. No ring. Probably gay.
The next day:
Oh, a fleece hoodie? Straight.
When he invited her in to see the renovations he'd made on his house:
Sweet. Straight.
And when she saw the sconces on his walls:
Damn it! Gay.
After he explained someone else had decorated his home:
I dunno, Bi?
